DiscoLando is an enemy of our org

Jan 5, 2016
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#43
Remember, Remember
Disco Lando's distemper
Of TESTies Balls in the face he got

I see no reason
Why Disco Lando's treason
Should ever be forgot

Eh, well, maybe someone else can polish this turd.
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Talonsbane

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Jul 29, 2017
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#44
If my boss told me I couldn't be in TEST, I'd quit on the spot. Fieght me bro!
I'd play it cool, introduce their teenage kids to Star Citizen to get them into it & thus cause him to financially support CIG as a pair of backers bankroll. Thus the job is kept & his finances are repeated kicked in the coin purse each time a sale comes up. Sometimes it pays to fight dirty. LoL
 

Talonsbane

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Jul 29, 2017
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#45
Oh sure he'll freely associate with our testies in private, but he can't make himself look at our balls once the cameras are on.
Perhaps the size of our balls make him feel rather inferior by comparison? He'll probably be found flying around the 'verse in a Bengal that is a shade of blueish purple with white accents with nobody except AI crew keeping him company to help him overcompensate for his feelings of inadequacy. The color scheme is the inverted colors of the glorious TEST Squadron.
 

Shadow Reaper

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Jun 3, 2016
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If I'm wrong, well at least my heart is clearly in the right place.
No, no, no. Clearly the fashion of our age dictates we find a way to declare victimization and demand some sort of reparations. I personally feel I have been brutalized by the mere news that Disco does not support me personally and my lifestyle choices of yellowness and blackness, and it does not matter to me I was not born yellow and black. I identify with yellow and black and if he will not endorse my yellowishness and blackishliness, he must be punished. He is a bigot, and a racist, and all manner of evil and owes me multi-million dollar reparations. I am so undone.